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10,623 of 10,715 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth
5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic
happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover
my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and
was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on
my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to
'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The
women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend
and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no,
because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a
wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is
such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I
was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing
behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants
and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my
shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig
from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along
side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'),
cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have
been better if they glowed in the dark.
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2,183 of 2,229 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great compliment for my skin art, May 19, 2009
Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.
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1,437 of 1,490 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Why can't Amazon have more stars? 5 ain't enough!, May 6, 2009
So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I
stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language
all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed
together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???
I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of
course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves
to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR
angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat
Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW
YEAH.
I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this
shirt; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of
which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more
confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe
everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of
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