Cuckoo Clock

Note: Emailed to me by my mother!

"The other night I was invited out for a night with
the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I
promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easily:-). Around 3 a.m. , a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I
got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband
asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't
  seem p*ssed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he
said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh sh!#."
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee
table and farted."